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Let's play a game. You'll need your imagination, and if you really want to get into it, a basketball and some duct tape. First off, pretend you are 37 years old. You have 4 children ages 4, 6, 9 and 11. They are wonderful kids but they are still kids - meaning they will make you tired. This is where the duct tape comes in. No, not for the kids this time. Place a basketball on your stomach. It doesn't need to be fully inflated... not yet... you have 3 more months to inflate it to maximum capacity. Tape it on your stomach, nice and snug. It's not going anywhere for awhile. Lay down on your back. Oops, that doesn't feel so good, roll over to your left side, since that is what the doctors say is best for you now. Ah, that isn't too bad. Fall asleep for a few hours. But now your left hip hurts. And the knee. Ouch. With that 10 pound basketball still taped on, try and roll over to your right side. No, you can't flip onto your stomach. Oh, and try not to wake your ...